Joke of the week

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23 Feb 2012

A businessman is staying at a plush hotel. He goes for a drink and finds a card offering red-hot sexual services.
Back in his hotel room, he rings the number. A woman answers and asks if she can be of assistance. The man says: ‘I’d like you to bring the lot – leathers, handcuffs and
a whip. And I want you to talk dirty to me.’
‘OK, sir,’ the woman says, ‘but you might want to press 9 first to get an outside line.’