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Tom and Dave are at the urinals when one glances at the other and notices his friend’s willy is twisted like a corkscrew. ‘Wow!’ Tom gasps. ‘I’ve never seen one all curly like a pig’s tail before.’ ‘Really, what’s yours like?’ Dave asks. ‘It’s straight,’ Tom replies, giving it a good shake before putting it away. ‘Why did you do that?’ Dave says. ‘I was just shaking off the excess,’ Tom explains. 'Oh really?' Dave exclaims, surprised. 'All these years I've been wringing mine out!'