Joke of the week

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Joke text:

A drunken man staggered up to a girl in a bar. ‘I’d love to get into your knickers,’ he slurred.
‘Why?’ the girl replied. ‘I’ve already got one bum in there, why would I want another one?’

Fact: More husbands would leave home if they knew how to pack properly.

Patient: ‘Doctor there’s a strawberry growing on my bottom.’
Doctor: ‘Oh dear, you’ll need some cream for that.’

Joke date:

3 Jul 2008