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A 90-year-old man visits the doctor and asks for his sex drive to be lowered.  ‘You’re a 90-year-old man,’ the doctor replies wearily.  ‘It’s all in your mind.’
‘I know,’ the old man says.  ‘That’s precisely why I want it lowered.’

Q. Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
A. He was looking for Pooh.

 

Q. What’s the closest thing to a woman’s period?
A. Your salary.  It comes once a month, lasts about four days and if it doesn’t come you’re in trouble.

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