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A 90-year-old man
visits the doctor and asks for his sex drive to be lowered. ‘You’re a 90-year-old man,’ the doctor
replies wearily. ‘It’s all in your
mind.’
‘I know,’ the old man
says. ‘That’s precisely why I want
it lowered.’
Q. Why did
Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
A. He was
looking for Pooh.
Q. What’s
the closest thing to a woman’s period?
A. Your
salary. It comes once a month,
lasts about four days and if it doesn’t come you’re in trouble.
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